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chela2020
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(3/14/03 3:49 pm)
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Plato:
For the greater good.

Hippocrates:
Because of an excess of black bile and a deficiency of choleric humour.

Thomas de Torquemada:
Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out.

Timothy Leary:
Because that's the only kind of trip the Establishment would let it take.

Nietzsche:
Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road gazes also across you.

B.F. Skinner:
Because the external influences which had pervaded its sensorium from birth had caused it to develop in such a fashion that it would tend to cross roads, even while believing these actions to be of its own free will.

Carl Jung:
The confluence of events in the cultural gestalt necessitated that individual chickens cross roads at this historical juncture, and therefore synchronicitously brought such occurrences into being.

Jean-Paul Sartre:
In order to act in good faith and be true to itself, the chicken found it necessary to cross the road.

Ludwig Wittgenstein:
The possibility of "crossing" was encoded into the objects "chicken" and "road", and circumstances came into being which caused the actualization of this potential occurrence.

Albert Einstein:
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Aristotle:
To actualize its potential.

Buddha:
If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.

Darwin:
It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.

Emily Dickinson:
Because it could not stop for death.

Ralph Waldo Emerson:
It didn't cross the road; it transcended it.

Ernest Hemingway:
To die. In the rain.

Werner Heisenberg:
We are not sure which side of the road the chicken was on, but it was moving very fast.

Pyrrho the Skeptic:
What road?

Henry David Thoreau:
To live deliberately ... and suck all the marrow out of life.

Mark Twain:
The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.

Zeno of Elea:
To prove it could never reach the other side.

Sir Edmund Hillary:
Because it was there.

Horatio Lord Nelson:
It saw no trucks.

Julius Ceasar:
It came, it saw, it conquered.


soulcircle
Registered User
(3/14/03 5:52 pm)
Reply 		on that laugh
Guests and All,

WOW thanks :rollin

goodbye all
my last post on this board

and a great laugh with a humorous pesron
i like

soulcircle

chela2020
Registered User
(3/14/03 6:40 pm)
Reply 		Re: on that laugh
soulcircle,

I am glad that you enjoyed the jokes. I picked out the best, and I never liked chicken jokes until I saw those. We can all use a good laugh now and then with all the SRF tension and all that we have been through.

If it is true that you are leaving the board, I wish you the best. I care about you a lot.

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